hey kids! lets play a game!! what starts with f and ends in uck?
no it was fuck welcome to the real world son
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
In which Henrik Lundqvist basically sums up the Rangers’ season thus far.
lundqvist fucking deserves so much better
no one ever likes me as much as i like them
6 pictures of: Michael Del Zotto (Requested by Anon)
having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no
iron man 3 → tony stark:
I’m just a man in a can.
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.