dimadamn: having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
ronniekinses: sinisterlava: #i literally have no idea what i was expecting #this is a real person #who really does things #and really exists #and he’s kinda somewhat famous
toedragged: Hockey players that wear big hoodies (◡‿◡✿) hockey players in hoodies ｡(◕‿◕)｡ hockey players (◕‿◕✿)
at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
gaywolf: Scott and Stiles probably always held hands in elementary school and were each others field trip buddies and had matching backpacks and wore matching light up shoes and had their own little secret language that was just gibberish (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
hazelgracelancaster: when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and boys
vvorldwideweb: people who can pull off an ugly face and still look 10/10 attractive are the reason why i cry at night
cyberthug13: the hangover 3: wow I’ve been drugged again Lmfao my friends are nuts!were crazy white folks
allthefandomfeelings: chesnips: maahamburger: you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it would you like a better deal on your car insurance oh baby lower my rates
hell-is-my-paradise: yourealoserlol: skittlejoy: its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio yeah, you deserve them. that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
ejacutastic: i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
svveden: how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information
maximumtalbot: hi hello yes nhl could you please give me a job where you pay me to travel and watch hockey and hang out with the players alright sounds good
moriartty: i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
tjbrodie7: when i die i want my team to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time
hey-hey-hockeytown: i don’t think people understand how much i love my hockey team. i love those boys as if they were my best friends. i love their quirky little ways, their goofy hair, their stupid tweets. i love their fantastic goals, their fights, and their losses, too. they make me happy with their hugs, their chirps, and their never ending love for the game. i will love them no matter...
ilovef1andwintersports: fullmetaltail: smokinghotcronus: acciolawrences: Do you realize our handwriting is like our own personal font I’m sorry for unintentionally creating a font worse than Comic Sans. my font is the ugliest font EVER!!!
newyorkhockey: TALK SHIT ABOUT THE NYR AND GET FUCKING HIT BITCH
the-vegan-muser: jakeforjesus: Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old 12: the most hated age in the world
ostracizedpoodle: be nice to me i may be hot one day
backhanditbrandon: backhanditbrandon: backhanditbrandon: excuse me while i go die in a hole that my hockey team is digging for me
dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
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paranoia : you're annoying them, they hate you, stop talking to them you obsessive bitch.