When you accidentally close the dashboard tab
lolsofunny: “ALL THAT SCROLLING! GONE!!”
That moment when someone "jokingly" insults you
I remember this "joke" this guy told me when I was...
Him: What do you use to catch a shark? Me: I don’t know, fish? Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake? Me: Oh, snake bait. Him: YES. And what about a giraffe? Me: Giraffe bait. Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master? Me: What the hell is an eye master? Him: Just answer the question! Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—
When you rap lyrics to a song without messing up.
Friend: "Wow, remember when you had a crush on.."