November 2011
When you accidentally close the dashboard tab
lolsofunny:
“ALL THAT SCROLLING! GONE!!”
That moment when someone "jokingly" insults you
I remember this "joke" this guy told me when I was...
Him: What do you use to catch a shark?
Me: I don’t know, fish?
Him: NO. Shark bait. Okay, try this one.. what do you use to catch a snake?
Me: Oh, snake bait.
Him: YES. And what about a giraffe?
Me: Giraffe bait.
Him: Okay. What about if you want to catch an eye master?
Me: What the hell is an eye master?
Him: Just answer the question!
Me: Okay fine, whatever. Eye master b—
When you rap lyrics to a song without messing up.
nicoosuxx:
Friend: "Wow, remember when you had a crush on.."
asdfghjkllove:
